And then there’s an ideal first date.
For those that missed out on the announcement:Reggie signed up for an online dating site.
Damn you peer pressure.
At the least, this should lead to some fun stories.
Basic Info - Check
Quick personality test to give people a general look at you - Check
Interests - Check
Photos of self, at least one including a penguin in it and the teacup photo - Check
Personal description asking ladies to at least cover my 4 main points of interest - Check
Description of ideal first date - ???
It's been a lil' over two weeks since I setup this profile an' I still find myself blanking when it comes to filling out this lil' tidbit.
I mean, what is my ideal first date?
Should it involve pussy?
There are cat lovers out there.
Saying that, I'm not sure how seriously people would take these ideas.
The following suggestions assume I have the same unlimited resources found in romantic comedies and/or find someone willing.
Plan 1: You get captured by an evil sorcerer for an unspecified reason (probably laundry) and I come to your rescue riding in on a blaze of glory with my fierce attack giraffe.
Plan 2 : Hear it. Think about it. Savor it. Pet rock farming.
Plan 3: Embark on a journey to find out where in the world is Carmen Sandiego.
Plan 4: We head downtown. I play ukulele or guitar. You sing or provide harmonies. We take our earnings from the hat then proceed to a coffee shop where we talk about the good times when we were in the same band.
Plan 5: Fighting the good fight against gingivitis.
Plan 6: Playing "Where's your other hand?"
Plan 7: Glare at each other from opposite ends of the table while we text our friends about how wonderful the date is going.
Plan 8: Strip Dodgeball.
Plan 9: Get together and brainstorm a pie chart for how our time together could be put to better use.
Realistically, my first date usually involves some place with non-alcoholic beverages where we can feel each other out.
Mentally.
Shame on you people for thinking otherwise.
Although, I am tempted to leave this for my description:
DVD from Blockbuster & some McDonalds drive-thru.
Play your cards right, I might even super size your meal.
For now, I'm just gonna keep the description as is.
All the e-mails I receive keep me busy during downtime.
Depends on the lady.
I'm customizable like that.
(this is actually filler until I get more time to work on it)
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300+ posts here an' no more counter to see how many people have viewed this.
You made me sad Zcounter.
Very sad.
Even in my pants.